Mermaid auditions at the Disneyland Hotel
cliffhangers are so
This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets
When Thomas asked why Newt and some others didn’t just go into the Maze and search for their friends, Newt’s expression had changed to outright horror—his cheeks had shrunk into his face, becoming sallow and dark. It gradually passed, and he’d explained that sending out search parties was forbidden, lest even more people be lost, but there was no mistaking the fear that had crossed his face.
Newt was t e r r i f i e d of the Maze.
Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.
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I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous
I’m going to keep going until I succeed — or die. Don’t think I don’t know how this might end. I’ve known it for years.
when u miss the last step on the stairs
Can we just remember that the animators drew snow white frame by frame.
Someone drew that intentionally.
[throws a chair] i just want that character to be happy
one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started
update: when I told my mom about this post she told me that the boys actually ran to their mom to tell on me and their mom told them that they deserved it because they started the fight and let me continue to pressure wash her backyard and children
I want to sleep through life and only wake up for the good parts like dinner