welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby
dont fucking shame people for not reading for pleasure
some people have concentration-issues
some people have other hobbies
and some people just dont fucking like reading alright
shut the fuck up and sit down
i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths
That last image is too adorable to not reblog.
"I cannot tell you how thankful I am, for our little infinity." (x)
parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*
heard you were—fuck
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit
*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*
Ladies and gentlemen… Melsa.
I ship it, but Anna is not totally amused
*sees person 3 miles away* *holds door open for them*
I see your Odin and Howard Stark…
And raise you one Brian Banner.
^^^ Oh snap, that’s hard to beat.
Let’s just throw Harold Barton into the list here.
Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the ‘My Dad’s a douchebag’ club.
At least they had dads.
Omg batman YOU DONT EVEN GO HERE
YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE
Hey babe, do you like bad boys? *goes for a bike ride without wearing my helmet* *brings it with me tho just in case I see the police or my mom*
I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess, someone seriously better fix this shit