pemsylvania:

welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby

eldritch-abomination:

dont fucking shame people for not reading for pleasure

some people have concentration-issues

some people have other hobbies

and some people just dont fucking like reading alright

shut the fuck up and sit down

mrnargalicious:

tibby-wynter:

fartgallery:

i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths

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That last image is too adorable to not reblog.

"I cannot tell you how thankful I am, for our little infinity." (x)

lamelohan:

parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*

mypocketshurt90:

heard you werefuck

heard youagh

heard you wjesus gimme a secargh

heard you were talking shit

rafawriter:

Ancient Greek Dresses by Ninidu

blissless:

*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*

kinnme:

Ladies and gentlemen… Melsa.

I ship it, but Anna is not totally amused

mydogsnokes:

*sees person 3 miles away* *holds door open for them*

Howard Stark was a worse father than Odin. Pass it on.

ringasunn:

spookylittlesleipnir:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

freudian-slut:

anideaforamoth:

ecokitty:

ras-al-cool:

I see your Odin and Howard Stark…

And raise you one Brian Banner.

^^^ Oh snap, that’s hard to beat.

Let’s just throw Harold Barton into the list here.

Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the ‘My Dad’s a douchebag’ club.

At least they had dads.

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Omg batman YOU DONT EVEN GO HERE

YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE

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Hey babe, do you like bad boys? *goes for a bike ride without wearing my helmet* *brings it with me tho just in case I see the police or my mom*

princess-amz:

I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess, someone seriously better fix this shit

♡ SHARMUN ♡